tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88543639248757517742011-08-01T13:44:27.535-07:00Lichyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17525371788871828105noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8854363924875751774.post-7417743699542614322009-10-09T19:50:00.000-07:002009-10-09T20:59:16.715-07:00Before I start this story I need to give a little background on myself. I am a gamer and a girl. Shocking I know. My favorite game to play online is Call of Duty. I have been doing this for a couple of years now and been subject to many intelligent questions from my fellow gamers such as "are you fat" and "do you work at Playboy". Luckily I have picked up a group of weirdos that I play with (haha to the sexual connotations) on a regular basis. Actually I don't play without them anymore or if I do to I will unplug the mic. I cannot take the questions anymore.<br /><br />Anyway so one day last week my husband and I were watching a movie on Netflix through our Xbox. And suddenly I get a friend request from firstsycone which I find rather odd. I haven't played recently with this player and I am watching Netflix wtf? Where did this doode find me. Not that I don't get a lot of messages and friend requests. Usually from uber cool guys who have not yet hit puberty wondering if I want to join their clan or stat boost or something else really lame, I mean super awesome. But this is when I am playing CoD. Usually I just deny these people but firstsycone really made me curious. Why in the middle of the day is this guy trying to friend me?<br /><br />So we finish watching our movie and I forget about <a id="ctl00_MainContent_FriendsListControl_FriendsRows_ctl01_GamerTagLink" href="http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/profile.aspx?pp=0&amp;GamerTag=firstsycone">firstsycone</a> for awhile. Next time I sign on I look at my messages and firstsycone has sent me a few. He has also included some pictures! Yay. I look up this guy's bio and it's completely in German. I am pretty much living in the land of WTF. So I can't help myself I look at message which is something like "hi :)". I have to look at the pic even though I KNOW I am going to regret it. So I do and he has sent me a lovely picture of his... self. Or as one of my CoD friends called it (keeping along with the german theme) "his weiner schnitzel". I call my husband in to see this picture and he literally screams. Which I find to be hilarious.<br /><br />Of course no<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UwVY9l0Gr2c/Ss_8gx7pwYI/AAAAAAAADps/kzCr0De7X8U/s1600-h/DSC00606.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UwVY9l0Gr2c/Ss_8gx7pwYI/AAAAAAAADps/kzCr0De7X8U/s320/DSC00606.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390804919075324290" border="0" /></a>w that he has sent me a picture of his weiner schnitzel I know this is a classy guy. So I report him and I'm going to delete him when he sends me another picture... and I can't help myself I have to look and I'm glad I did because this is what I got to see. This is the picture the guy sends to me after he sends me a picture of his WS?? I am wondering who took this pic, his mom? The bear is holding a heart that says "I love you". This guy moves fast. At this point I am laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face. firstsycone is a class act so I decide to keep him on my friends list a bit longer. Since then I have received messages such as:<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UwVY9l0Gr2c/StABIacFPqI/AAAAAAAADqc/VOefrhRCaiU/s1600-h/DSC00601.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UwVY9l0Gr2c/StABIacFPqI/AAAAAAAADqc/VOefrhRCaiU/s320/DSC00601.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390809998010171042" border="0" /></a><br />Wait, he makes it all for me? Well that changes things.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UwVY9l0Gr2c/Ss_8Eine7bI/AAAAAAAADpk/aLlfVaA0eRM/s1600-h/DSC00600.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UwVY9l0Gr2c/Ss_8Eine7bI/AAAAAAAADpk/aLlfVaA0eRM/s320/DSC00600.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390804433927859634" border="0" /></a>I don't know what is turning me on more in this pic the pasty, hairless, white chest or the gold chains.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UwVY9l0Gr2c/StAB60mOKgI/AAAAAAAADq8/ixe2aiqzbZ0/s1600-h/DSC00605.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UwVY9l0Gr2c/StAB60mOKgI/AAAAAAAADq8/ixe2aiqzbZ0/s320/DSC00605.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390810864025479682" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />When I asked him how he found me on xbox here is his response.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Lately firstsycone has been sending me mixed messages. I am not sure how to decode them<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UwVY9l0Gr2c/Ss_-Kxil0lI/AAAAAAAADp8/w7ufgEQGalY/s1600-h/DSC00602.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UwVY9l0Gr2c/Ss_-Kxil0lI/AAAAAAAADp8/w7ufgEQGalY/s320/DSC00602.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390806740036342354" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UwVY9l0Gr2c/StADRJOQpxI/AAAAAAAADrE/TZJL2WAJlng/s1600-h/DSC00603.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UwVY9l0Gr2c/StADRJOQpxI/AAAAAAAADrE/TZJL2WAJlng/s320/DSC00603.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390812347030873874" border="0" /></a>Oh the old adage "too long is not got is cracy". Words to live by.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UwVY9l0Gr2c/StAE92RL4sI/AAAAAAAADrU/v23DiTh228M/s1600-h/DSC00604.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UwVY9l0Gr2c/StAE92RL4sI/AAAAAAAADrU/v23DiTh228M/s320/DSC00604.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390814214548611778" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I think my answer to this one, if it is a question, is no.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I still have not deleted him. I can't do it. This stuff is comic gold. For now firstsycone is here to stay. At least until they suspend his account from my reporting him....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8854363924875751774-741774369954261432?l=lukeslichy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lichyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17525371788871828105noreply@blogger.com6